captain's log entry #1001110

gigabyter @ 2005-05-06T08:44:00

2005-05-06T13:50:18Z

the new weezer album is a piece of shit. why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

gigabyter @ 2005-03-19T14:14:00

2005-03-19T20:35:36Z

the guns of will sonnet have a show at southmore house ( http://southmore.tripod.com/ ) directions are on the site. we play first, and the headlining band is nein which is made up of members of cursive.

gigabyter @ 2005-03-13T02:05:00

2005-03-13T08:08:44Z

note to self: keep breaking other musicians equiptment because then they will like you better

gigabyter @ 2005-01-13T01:22:00

2005-01-13T07:34:03Z

dear god,
could you please send a drummer, maybe like when those storks bring babies, they can bring one to my doorstep that will mature faster, like the jango fett clones from episode 2, and excel really fast behind jay's fibes set he left. could you please god have one of em drop an amazing drummer boy off on my veranda.

not recently, but soon to be yours,
michael c. hill

p.s. sorry bout your son

gigabyter @ 2004-12-18T15:14:00

2004-12-18T21:15:58Z

http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2005/IJKLM/Kicking-and-Screaming/trailer.php
my hero

secho
my gurrrlll

gigabyter @ 2004-12-14T12:46:00

2004-12-14T19:00:36Z

no please not again, not another night of: 1. playing our terrible songs over and over again. 2. alex kicking my ass in mortal kombat 2, and then at ping pong. 3. being insanely tired which then equates to being extremely annoying (especially on the telephone). and last but certainly not least 4. jeremiah's farts which get smellier by the hour. goddamnit.

giggy gum fux

2004-12-10T21:29:12Z

http://www.trailofdead.org/tour/pictures/041204/01/30.jpg

yah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

giggy gum fux

2004-12-10T21:25:06Z

http://www.trailofdead.org/tour/pictures/041204/01/30.jpg

gigabyter @ 2004-11-09T14:21:00

2004-12-10T21:21:36Z

http://www.trailofdead.org/tour/pictures/041204/01/30.jpg

gigabyter @ 2004-12-05T22:13:00

2004-12-06T04:21:38Z

well i have with me 75 tickets to a show at engine room. the guns of will sonnet. doors at 6. tickets are $10.00. does anybody want one? support is always nice.

gigabyter @ 2004-12-02T13:31:00

2004-12-02T19:36:46Z

in american government today i leaned forward and i drooled all over myself. one funny boy pointed it out and the whole class turned to look at me, covered in my own saliva. needless to say, i continued to drool and act like i was autistic to play it off, but it didnt go over well. why is everyone so damn politically correct.

gigabyter @ 2004-12-01T22:07:00

2004-12-02T04:16:50Z

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them,".

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!

bang bang you dead

2004-11-26T07:41:05Z

these guns were made for shooting
and thats just what theyll do
today these guns are gonna shoot up all of you

gigabyter @ 2004-11-22T21:58:00

2004-11-23T03:57:32Z

gigabyter @ 2004-11-10T12:16:00

2004-11-10T18:25:33Z

so im going on that cigarette diet again, its smokin. ill be bringing my guns on the 26th, make no mistake about that. you should bring your derriere there to fat cats, a real show i promise. we can celebrate life and talk about how much college is a bastard institution and the inception of all demise. cheers

8===0

2004-11-08T04:55:47Z

hello, how are you?

gigabyter @ 2004-10-05T23:26:00

2004-10-06T04:43:09Z

i
am
alive

i
am
free

i
am
everywhere

i
am
you

gigabyter @ 2004-08-02T00:09:00

2004-08-02T05:11:17Z

what are YOUR plans for this upcoming semester my "friends" im truly dying to know...

im dy-no-mite

2004-07-14T02:04:27Z

well i was on my way to the last napoleon dynamite screening when i got lost, trafffic was heating up both ways because the all star game is tonite. to make a long story short i ended up tearing my shirt in half, ripping up cigarettes, throwing change all over my car, and breaking my cell phone, this was all in a fit of napoleonic rage because i was (a) lost (b) stuck in traffic no matter the direction, and (c) going to miss the last screening of napoleon dynamite. i was also constantly yelling and screaming my head off all the while. i think it was a build up of other things and this little stupid incident triggered my inner angst. oh what am i to do *sigh.

...and you will know them

2004-07-06T04:53:30Z

anybody know any good bands i could check out? im not looking for that pop, so dont send me any franz ferdinand shit, ok? jk, well i expect a comment from at least alex so...

go forth among the heathens and spread the good word

2004-06-29T06:47:51Z

the guns of will sonnet will be performing on freaky friday (the 2nd) so come on out to java jazz (overpriced i know, but i think we are worth, i at least think so) show some love, itll probably be raining so whats else is there to do, it would be much appreciated.

gigabyter @ 2004-06-11T08:41:00

2004-06-11T13:40:31Z

I've been writing a lot of new stuff lately, and this song really opened my eyes artistically. Avril is a lyrical genious. I love this virgin anthem. Her word usage is freakn' YES.

"Don't Tell Me"

You held my hand and walked me home, I know
While you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh
You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears, why did you have to go?
Guess it wasn't enough to take up some of my love
Guys are so hard to trust
Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl?
The one who gives it all away

Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time?
Did you think that it was somethin I was gonna do and cry?
Don't try to tell me what to do,
Dont try to tell me what to say,
You're better off that way

Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck
Will get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget
I'm gonna ask you to stop, thought I liked you a lot, but I'm really upset
Get out of my head get off of my bed yeah thats what I said
Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl, the one who, throws it all away

This guilt trip that you put me on won't, mess me up I've done no wrong
Any thoughts of you and me have gone away

Better off that way
I'm better off alone anyway

omg. OMG!!

the good outweighs the bad...

2004-06-09T23:03:25Z

but for some reason your touch consummates everything inside of me, your very presence instills such great felicity and acceptance, your smile puhes my troubles away and holds that thief at bay, and the only mirror i need are your eyes...

(||||||||||)-------:::

2004-06-09T22:30:48Z

i do not know what i want if life but for some reason when there is a guitar strung over my shoulder and i lay my fingers onto each string, i feel right. but even with this object, this concrete thing in my hands, my brain needs more convincing then that. i could sit in my room and write a million songs, but what good are they if no one hears them, its like that whole theory about if a tree falls in the woods but no one sees it happen, did it happen? i guess i seek all-eyes-on-me-look-what-i-can-do-arent-you-jealous. and maybe i dont deserve it, to ever be on tour with a successful band, cause i need other people to tell me im accomplished, that my life means something. i dont know anything, i probably never will.

well well well...

2004-06-09T07:55:09Z

i lay in bed until my body aches and i feel worthless about being in bed at noon but im too lazy to get out of it. eventually i do throw my body out of bed and lounge about my house walking from room to room thinking about how good it would be back in bed because there isnt a goddamn thing to do. in my aimless wander i run into my mother who immediatley uses her vocal chords and formations of her mouth and tongue to vociferate at me about how sluggish i am, how i should join a group of wild sloths, and/or get a bloody job otherwise i will be ostracized. !dois del oh! no more! god willing my girlfriend calls and we go out to eat. its her birthday and i smoke too many cigerettes and sleep too much and dont give her that special little gift from the heart, in fact i dont get her anything at all. i guess i deserved that slap on the face and the glass of water all over my shirt and pants, and the appetizer of salad and breadsticks with the accomponing italian dressing, and the main course of lasagne on my favorite jacket and matching shoes, and of course the chocolate pie which tasted quite good from what i could get that came rolling down from my forehead. how can i ever make it up to you toots? well she got over herself quite quicker then expected so we caught a flick at the old drive in. the only show left was napoleon dynamite so we made do with that. it was actually quite good and anna laughed her troubles away but made me pay for everything that night. now im even more broke, jobless, tired, exhausted, a little angry, but cheerful, nostalgic, happy, and in love, even though im a terrible boyfriend/boy/son/human.